Sorry plumsbitch and Mark Steel but you can keep Saaf Lahndahn

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Fucking bus driving wankers who have pulled all of about five feet away from the bus stop, in the middle of a pile of traffic at a red light who don't even have to do anything to handle a payment from me because they are all Oystered up the arse and even if I didn't have an Oyster card I'd have to buy a ticket from the machine at the bus stop but can't open the door to let me on because they've pulled away but they aren't going to be moving for the next two minutes and can just FUCK OFF AND DIE!

Shitweasles!

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[softfruit.livejournal.com]

Wankpigs.

Gave me a flashback to a train that stopped at my local station, perfectly at the platform; commuters push the buttons but the doors won't open; guard leans out of the window and says "it's just there's a red light, we don't stop here". They remained not stopped there for about five minutes while I wrestled the urge to point out that patently this time they did.

But at least train drivers have some kind of timetabley excuse. Grrrr.

[gane5h.livejournal.com]

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Sarf Lahndahn rules.