Nirpal Dhaliwal - Watch Part Thirteen

It’s back! Because you demanded it! Well, because one of you expressed a vague interest in it’s continuation…

( Nirpal Dhaliwal-Watch Parts One to Twelve )

Yes, it's Nirpal Dhaliwal Watch! (incorporating Liz Jones ‘My Ex-Husband is a Bastard!’ Watch)

True to his word about not speaking openly about his impending divorce Nirpal has been quiet over the last few months, presumably spending time moving his stuff in to mates flats or finding himself a new place to live. There are a few digs and barbs in other article though.

For starters, we have Nirpal exploring his bisexual side…

( A fine bromance: There's a deep mutual attraction but sex just doesn't come into it . . . )

After an opinion piece on the latest Big Brother and the race row soon after it started, Nirpal set’s his sights on cougars, and is able to draw on exhaustive personal experience:

( I've got a bit of a thing for older women )

Meanwhile, over in Liz Jones’s diary, Nirpal is making desperate attempts at the start of May to win her back…

( In which I start to plan my new life )

In what is surely life imitating one of those painfully unfunny farces, Liz ‘n’ Nirps still have a holiday to Africa to endure.

( 'I'm going to regret being horrible to you when you love me so much,' he says. )

Back from holiday and life goes on:

( In which I email the cow-trollop-baggage )

That’s the spirit! Although Liz could do with reminding herself of that, a week later, when she finds herself feeling lonely.

( In which I find out why we never had sex )

So, after that extract from Nirpal’s ‘tricky’ second novel we’re pretty much up-to-date. I’ll see you next time for more of Nirpal’s passive-aggressive snark and Liz’s living out her princess fantasies with her new horse.