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Honestly, is there anything more annoying that spilling something stainy down yourself in the first hour at work so you have to walk around all day looking like some bottom-feeder that failed 'basic hand-eye coordination'? I tried to hand my prefects badge at the 'temple of the preternaturally cool' in right then, admitting my disgrace, only all the chicks there threatened to kill themselves if I left...

In other news, I really don't understand why people are going round claiming to like the new Gorillaz album. Has Damon been offering them K or something?Admittedly I've still got three tracks left to listen to, but of the preceeding twelve only two of them are any good, the first single and the one with Shaun Ryder in it.