ext_361049 ([identity profile] almagill.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] blahflowers 2007-09-16 01:11 pm (UTC)

What about the children? Won't ANYONE think of the children??

Ribbons? RIBBONS? Are you mad??

Pins and a glue gun, that's what you need. With an appropriate 'Application of medal may cause pricking, bleeding or third degree burns' warning to keep the H&S worry warts happy, of course.

Just make sure it's written in an accessible font and that translations into everything from Urdu to Klingon via Esperanto in Braille are available. With subtitles for the hard of thinking.

Sarcastic? Twisted? Bitter? ME??
Well it is a wet Sunday afternoon...

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