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Walking through Burgess Park I was stopped by someone who said they were a reporter for the Daily Mail. He wanted to know whether I'd ever seen or experienced any violence or disturbance in the park. Was a little disappointed that I had nothing to report, if anything the park seems a nice place. Apparently the next thing the Mail will be telling people to be afraid of is wide-open spaces like parks. It didn't occur to me to ask whether the Mail was planning on saying whether parks cause or cure cancer or not.