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Aaah, the Polari Bible from the ever fabulous Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

Now the birth of Josie Crystal was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Josephine, before they trolled together, she was found up the duff of the Fantabulosa Fairy.

and, of course:
Thou shalt not lie with homiekind, as with womankind: it is dowry cod.