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There's only one thing that was as scary as clowns when we were kids, are you prepared for the mind-blanching terror of Noseybonk.

Jigsaw.

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Why has no-one designed a website called Where's My Marrow to help those of us who find ourselves in North London and needing some of this vegetable and finding that the shops they'd normally try are all out? Honestly, there's so much useless crap on the Internet yet, when you think of something it would be useful to have, nothing!

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Oh great, someone in the same postcode as me has mowed their lawn and I'm all sniffly now. Still, went to rudedoctor yesterday (he answered his mobile phone in the middle of a consult, okay so I was talking about my hayfever irrtating me and not that my cock was rotting off but still...) and have been equipped with a nasal spray in order to combat this virulent Swedish pollen that plumsbitch claims is invading this country. I don't know, they come over here and take jobs away from good British microgametophytes...