Give me a reason to love you, give me a reason to be a woman...

This is a joke. This must be a joke. There is no way this is not a joke. There cannot be any way in which this is not a joke. Joke this must be. Confucious say: "You're having a laugh aren't you?" Tell me this is a remark of the completely humorous variety.

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The number of tulips in Amsterdam.