After the war all that's left are the cockroaches and Daily Mail columnists...

I don't suppose anyone would know of an official site that is (cough) slightly better at putting the Daily Mail'a articles up online than the wretched organ itself (whenever the DM talks about the Internet I'm always put in mind of Mr Burns from The Simpsons talking about how he can't get the hang of metric deathtraps)? There's a big article from Saturday about how the legions of Al Qaeda members who smuggled themselves into Britain as illegal immigrants are using public libraries to train to build nuclear missiles to fire at London... Naturally I want to rip the piss without having to paste the entire article as it's quite long.