Oh don't bring him up. I should have known, after all it's one of the rules of librarianship, Day One: Don't fuck identical twins. At first both blah and blah were cool with it, but then blah started getting wiggy, insisting I was spending more time with blah rather than him... Long story short, he's gone off to work with pygmies in the Congo and now it's just me and blah. But we're very happy together thanks.

I'm sorry, I think I got a sugar-rush off the hot chocolate I had earlier...